Why did the computer go to therapy?

• It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.

Why don't programmers like nature?

• It has too many bugs.

What do you call a group of musical whales?

• An orca-stra.

Why did the smartphone go to school?

• It wanted to improve its "cell-f" esteem.

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

• Because light attracts bugs.

How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?

• You console it.

Why did the computer cross the road?

• To get to the other website.

Why did the robot go on a diet?

• It had too many bytes.

What's a computer's favorite beat?

• An algorithm.

Why did the internet break up with its ex?

• There were too many issues with the connection.

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

• Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.

What's a computer's least favorite food?

• Spam.

Why was the computer cold?

• It left its Windows open.

What's a computer's favorite dance move?

• The algorithm.

Why was the math book sad?

• Because it had too many problems.