1. United Kingdom:

• Why do British people always carry a pencil? Because you never know when you'll come across a spelling bee.

2. United States:

• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

3. France:

• Pourquoi les plongeurs plongent-ils toujours en arrière et jamais en avant? Parce que sinon ils tombent dans le bateau. (Why do divers always dive backward and never forward? Because otherwise, they fall into the boat.)

4. Japan:

• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

5. Germany:

• Warum hat der Mathematikbuch so schlechte Laune? Weil es zu viele Probleme hat. (Why is the math book in a bad mood? Because it has too many problems.)

6. India:

• Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

7. Russia:

• Как называется корова без ног? Говорящая голова. (What do you call a cow with no legs? A talking head.)

8. China:

• 为什么小鸟不用 Facebook？ 因为它们已经有 Twitter。 (Why don't birds use Facebook? Because they already have Twitter.)

9. Brazil:

• Qual é o doce mais amargo? O DI-reto (What is the bitterest candy? The DI-recto.)

10. Australia:

• Why did the koala bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house.

11. South Africa:

• What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

12. Mexico:

• ¿Qué hace una abeja en el gimnasio? ¡Zum-ba! (What does a bee do at the gym? Zumba!)

13. Italy:

• Come si chiama l'unico frutto che fa ridere? La banana. (What's the only fruit that makes you laugh? The banana.)

14. Canada:

• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field (shared with the United States).

These jokes offer a glimpse into the diverse and rich world of international humor. They reflect cultural idiosyncrasies, linguistic playfulness, and the shared human experience of finding joy in laughter. Exploring jokes from different countries can be an entertaining way to appreciate the cultural diversity and the common threads that connect us through humor.