Weddings:

1. At the wedding reception:

   • Why did the bride suggest they elope?
   • Because she wanted to save her friends from another round of bad dance moves!

2. During the ceremony:

   • What's a bride's favorite type of song?
   • An engagement ring!

3. In the speeches:

   • My wife and I were happy for 20 years... and then we met!

Birthdays:

1. For the birthday person:

   • How do you know you're getting old?
   • When the candles cost more than the cake!

2. Birthday wishes:

   • May your cake be sweet, your presents be plenty, and your jokes be dad-level hilarious!

3. Turning older:

   • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Graduations:

1. Commencement speaker:

   • As you graduate, remember three things: Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, and never underestimate the power of a good nap!

2. After the ceremony:

   • Why did the student bring a ladder to graduation?
   • To go to the next level!

Anniversaries:

1. Reflecting on years together:

   • Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're looking for a club and a spade!

2. Celebrating milestones:

• Why did the husband give his wife a calendar for their anniversary?
• Because love is timeless, but remembering dates isn't!

New Year's Eve:

1. Counting down:

• Why do birds never make resolutions?
• Because they already tweet every day!

1. Welcoming the new year:

• My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey!

Office Parties:

1. After the boss's speech:

• The boss said, "I heard some of you are using the company's WiFi for personal use. This is unacceptable! The password is now changed."

1. In the breakroom:

• Why did the computer take up gardening?
• Because it wanted to improve its root access!

Feel free to share these jokes to add a touch of humor to various occasions and celebrations!