Here’s a lighthearted collection of 20 jokes to bring a smile to your day! 😊
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
4. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
7. Why can’t you trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.
8. What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory!
9. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
10. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner.”
11. Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.
12. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
13. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
14. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
15. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
16. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
17. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
18. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
19. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
20. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Which one’s your favorite? 😄