Birthday Jokes:

1. "Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little crumby!"
2. "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
3. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!"

Holiday Jokes:

1. "Why was the math book sad during the holiday season? Because it had too many problems."
2. "What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!"
3. "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!"

Wedding Jokes:

1. "Why do married people live longer? Because they can't argue with their spouse if they're dead."
2. "Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She wanted to get married on the up and up."
3. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering!"

Work-Related Jokes:

1. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
2. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
3. "Why did the scarecrow win an award at work? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

Graduation Jokes:

1. "What did one hat say to the other hat? 'You stay here; I'll go on ahead.'"
2. "Why did the graduate bring a ladder to the job interview? Because they wanted to go to the next level!"
3. "Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead."

New Year's Jokes:

1. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."
2. "What do you tell someone you didn't see on New Year's Eve? 'I haven't seen you for a year!'"
3. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."