Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasa-bee!

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A blood orange!

Why did the chef break up with the baker?

He kneaded more space!

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

Why did the cookie go to therapy?

It had too many chips on its shoulder!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

What's a cannibal's favorite soup?

One with lots of bite!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful chef?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice!

What did one plate say to another?

Tonight, dinner's on me!

How does bacon say goodbye?

It gives a little sizzle!

Why did the chef go to jail?

Because he got caught beating an egg!

What did the bread say to the butter?

"You're on a roll!"

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn't peeling very well!

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!

Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!