1. Monday Puns:

• "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"

2. Ticklish Tuesday:

• "Why did the pencil start giggling during the test? It had a good point!"

3. Wordplay Wednesday:

• "I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. It's a hard drive to resist!"

4. Thoughtful Thursday:

• "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and it works much better."

5. Funny Fridays:

• "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! (It's a classic!)"

6. Silly Saturday:

• "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!"

7. Chuckle Sunday:

• "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."