Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.